Monthly Archives: February 2014

Lifou – New Caledonia

Our next port of call was Lifou.  Both I and AS were very excited about this place as we had done some research beforehand and knew the things to do. We didn’t have a tour booked for Lifou as we wanted to tour the island ourselves.

Lifou is the largest atoll in the world – over 1,200 sq km – but it is still delightfully ‘remote’ and we had to drop anchor offshore and tender in.

It is so different visiting an island from a cruise ship as opposed to with another form of travel. Normally I would have done extensive research before going on a holiday but this time I didn’t do much as we were going on a cruise. But going on the tour in Noumea previous day we had the experience how tours normally were organised from inside the ship.  If you go on a tour, you use Australian money and pay about 2 – 5 times as much as you would if going it by yourself.  Because we’ve traveled quite a bit before, it sounded like a great idea to ditch the tour and make your own tracks. I was a bit worried but AS convinced me that it will all be good.

We had breakfast on the ship and waited for our tender boat to take us ashore. It was a beautiful sunny day and I couldn’t wait to go and swim in the water. As it looked like it might be a while before our number was called, we went to the top deck to take some photos.

From the deck of a cruise ship Lifou’s golden beach glows against the brightest of green backdrops, made up of coconut trees and a variety of smaller palms. The vegetation is so dense it blocks out everything behind.

Once we stepped on Lifou Island we knew we needed to find a church and a marine park. As we made our way to the church, we met a staff from a ship who told us that we were going the wrong direction and pointed out to the right one. It looked really far and it was getting hot. As we walked towards the direction pointed out by the ship staff we saw heaps of people coming back. I stopped one of them just to make sure we were heading in the right direction and luckily we were.

The white building we had seen from the ship turned out to be the church of Our Lady of Lourdes, built by Catholic missionaries in 1898. It takes about 25 minutes at a slow pace to get there because the weather is hot and humid year-round, but the climb is gradual, with only one steep section. We are told about 200 locals gather once a year for a mass to celebrate the founding of the church. Sweeping ocean views made it worth the climb on the brilliant, cloudless day, and the sea breeze has visitors cooled down in no time.

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The church provides a 360 degree view of Lifou – a sight not to be missed. The descent takes half the time.

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As we were making our way back we saw two local boys selling fresh coconut juice, we grabbed one each and it was nice and refreshing. I wished it was cold too but it was still worth spending $6 for 2. They also had a mud crab tied to a rock so we took some photo with it.

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On the way back, we stopped at the beautiful Jinek Bay.

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This snorkeling beach is renowned for its vast expanse of corals and wide variety of tropical fish. Couple this with warm and crystal clear water and this provides the perfect platform for a stunning afternoon of snorkeling.  I really wanted to snorkel before but you need a permit and they were not selling any on site, we couldn’t get any permits on ship as they had run out of it. The place looked beautiful from the top itself and we learned that dozens of varieties of fish were found there, including angelfish, clownfish, lionfish, blue stripe snapper, grouper clownfish (Nemo) and butterfly fish.

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As we couldn’t swim, we took as many photos as we could and decide to go and snorkel elsewhere on the Island.

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As we were returning, we met a couple, table mates for dinner on the ship, who informed us that there was a beautiful cave on the other side of the Island. As we had plenty of time, we decided to go and check that out too.

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We started walking up a hill along a road and passed a lot of people coming the other way.  Everyone we met said that the place was really beautiful so we kept on walking.  It was really hot, and we were a bit tired by then. We finally saw a church, and around the side were a few men sitting in front of a sign pointing toward the caves.  As we walked toward the cave, the men came and asked if we were going inside. He wanted money and we managed to get a good price ($10) for the two of us to get in. He wanted more but we said that’s all we had and he lets us go on.

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As we walked inside, I could see that the path was small and steep. The path got rockier and the trees bigger as we continued towards the cave. I was a bit sacred when we had to climb through tight spaces and down wet rocks.

I was thinking it was a bad idea when all I had to hold was a thick ship rope that lined the path.

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Inside the cave, it was dark but there was a large pool of water below us.  There were a few people already jumping into the pool and they told us the water was cold and invigorating but the pool was very deep. The rocks around the pool were limestone and when we shone the torch down we could see tunnels that seemed to go forever.  Tree roots hung down from the rocks and the whole place was scary but beautiful.

I really wanted to jump into the pool as everyone seemed to be doing but we decided not to. We still stayed there for a while and took some photos before climbing up the same narrow path back to the top.

We headed back up the path back to the area so we could swim and snorkel. The beach area was very long so we picked one spot left and our belonging and went to snorkel. The water was warm but as the sand was too fine, you have to go a bit further out to see the beautiful corals and fishes.

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As we were swimming, someone told us there were many turtles a few meters away but we didn’t really see them. Still, we managed to see lots of corals and fish and it was so much fun.

We took some nice shots with the Carnival Spirit in the background.

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Afterwards we were tired so we went to the market where local crafts and colourful shirts and sarongs were on sale.

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It was almost 4 pm by then and we both were starving so we made our way back to the tender boats to get back on ship

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Our day on Lifou was amazing; even though we didn’t book the tours we were happy to discover so many things in one day.

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Take care everyone ,

M from nepaliaustralian

XOXO

Review : MaHa Yatra, Sydney – Best night ever

When there was an announcement that MaHa, the comedy duo of Nepal, Madan Krishna Shrestha and Hari Bansha Acharya are coming to Sydney with their show, both me and AS got very excited. For those who have no idea who they are, the duo represents the pinnacle of comedy in Nepal. Their style is focused on creating awareness through laughter. They have also been involved in creating social activities and political freedom movements. They have created lots of teleserials (some of the best) and various patriotic movies which are among the greatest hits in Nepalese TV and Movie industry.

When I went to the event organiser’s website, I found the following information:

The MaHa duo, Madan Krishna Shrestha and Hari Bansha Acharya and other artists are going to perform in various cities of Australia under a tour titled MaHa Yatra 2014.

The artists comprising of MaHa, Kiran KC, Basundhara Bhusal, Narendra Kansarkar, Shiva Hari Poudel, Kunti Moktan and Mohit Bamsha Acharya (Haribansha’s son) will also be in the MaHaYatra tour.

The artists are scheduled to reach Australia on January 16. The tour will start from the Australian city Perth on January 18 and will conclude in Sydney on February 2. The events will be conducted in the major cities like Perth, Canberra, Melbourne, Brisbane, Adelaida, and Sydney.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPlLRnNcwlQ

The show was going to be even better than we had imagined as there other artist who were supporting Maha on their amazing show. Straightaway I sent the link to all my friends and family so we could go together. And I bought the ticket as I didn’t want the tickets to run out. I was glad that I was able to save $15 a ticket in the process as well. That was back in December.

Yesterday, February 2, Sunday was the much awaited date of the event. Many of you might me surprised that the event was in the evening from 6:30 -10pm. Yes, I was thinking the same thing, the pain of having to wake up early to go to work the next day after the show but I am sure Maha was worth that trouble. There were heaps of people who we knew attending the event and everyone was excited about it. The only downside of this event was that seats are unallocated that means first come, first serve for the best seats.

I and AS decided that we wanted to get good seats so we planned on being at the venue at 5:00 pm to queue up as the doors were opening at 5.30pm.

We had a very busy Sunday and both of us were tired in the afternoon.  However, the excitement for the show kept both of us going. We caught a train and were at the venue around 5:00pm. To our dismay, all the other people had the same idea and there was a long queue in front of the venue. We saw lines going two directions and realised that the gates were not open yet. While we were in the queue, after around 15 minutes one of the organisers came shouting that the line we were on was for pre purchased tickets only and if we have bought the tickets online we need to be in the other. He was also saying that people with VIP platinum tickets could walk right in with no need to queue up! Ah the luxury of being a VIP!

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I was really annoyed after that as there were no sign saying that. Later I saw the signs close to the door where no one could see them. That was just ridiculous form their part as we were not the only people who were queuing in the wrong line. They could have made life easy for everyone if they had some big signs saying the same thing or some volunteers announcing it more often.

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Anyway, we had no choice but to change the line and go back to another long line. This is the kind of thing that normally puts off people to attend functions.

Anyway I tried to calm down as I didn’t want to ruin our experience with Maha. I also got a bit annoyed that if you know the organiser, you don’t have to queue as I saw many people without VIP Platinum tickets been escorted up the stairs. I was thinking, I wish I knew someone too so I didn’t have to stand in the sun on the hot day.

Good thing that the gate did open at 5:30  and the line slowly moved forward. Finally we were able to give our internet printout and were given two bracelets. It was going to be our tickets for the show. As we walked inside the venue it was a bit dark and someone was already on the stage. Glad the program introduction was already on, which meant the main event was going to start soon.

As we had imagined, all the good seats were already taken but we still managed to get two seats with unobstructed view of the stage and this is how the evening started.

There were two MCs on the stage, a male and a female, and they were reading the thank you notes to the sponsors and the rules against recording the show. I do understand that due to internet they have to be strict with recording devices these days and I had even watched announcement before the event and was aware of no photos and video rules. It was sad that I am not able to share any photos from the events but just my experience in these words.

One rule that really surprised me was that we were not allowed to leave the venue once we are in. I wish they had told us that on our ticket so we could come prepared with some snacks. Then they started calling names of some well know Nepalese people in Sydney to come to the front of the hall as an honor and recognition for their contribution to Nepalese community.

It may sound bad but sometimes I feel that most of the community in Sydney are there to promote themselves than the Nepalese people and culture. They always organise things and show off things in the events like this . A while ago I attended a Nepalese function where they spent the first one hour of the event describing what they did which I think was not impressive anyway and at the same time honoring each other for their contribution. I did not think even 5% of the audience cared about all that was being said as they were trying to bask in the 5 minutes of fame.

But with this event I am glad they didn’t do the same thing but went straight to the program.

The program started with local dancers doing contemporary  moves by 2 boys and some Nepalese moves by 2 girls. The boys were good even thought they were not in sync all the time but the girls were not so good. They forgot their moves and steps so many times. While I was watching them perform, I was hoping there were not many local artists performing before the real acts. Sometimes I feel that they are forcing us to watch these acts even though we didn’t pay to see them. I know they want to show their talents but I am sure there are many other platforms where they will be much appreciated than shows like this where people feel forced to watch them.

Thank god, the organisers were smart and to our surprise, it was the only local act for the whole event. Then the proper event started.

The first one on the stage Shiva Hari Poudel, the funny man I remember form TV programs I used to watch as a kid back in Kathmandu. OMG, what a start of the amazing night we had. He was so funny that my tummy was already hurting by the time he left the stage. What an amazing talented entertainer who could do stand-up comedy, sing, parody and much much more.

It was followed by the songs from a veteran Nepalese singer, Kunti Moktang. She is one of the classically trained folk and modern singers in Nepal and I learned that she was actually born in Darjeeling. I never knew that about her but remember listening to her songs on radio and watching her on TV in Nepal. She was an amazing performer for sure as she engaged the crowd so well.  The energy she has and the way her voice made connecting with the audience was just amazing. I loved every bit of per performance.

It was followed by the singing dancing act by Kiran KC, another veteran comedian and actor who I remember from my days in Kathmandu. I was surprised that he is so multi-talented as he sang, danced and made everyone laugh as well. I was really enjoying the event and the best part was yet to come.

Then it was the show time, the Maha duo were on stage along with Basundhara Bhusal (comic actresses in Nepalese movie Industry), and Mohit Bamsha Acharya. The show was just Amazing with a capital A. They tackled political topics with parody really well and added lots of fun. There was never a dull moment, no wonder they have been around for so long and are so well loved.

This was my second time watching their live show. I remember the last one was equally spectacular. I had also gone to watch Hari Bansha Achary’s movie when he was here the last time and also met him in person. Amazing human being and so well grounded for someone with so much fame.

After the main act, they went around again with Kunti Moktang’s songs, Kiran KC and Shiva Hari Poudel another comedy piece and to our surprise another act by the Maha duo which was equally funny and entertaining. We couldn’t believe we were treated with so much variety that this show definitely made the most amazing show in Sydney by any Nepalese artist.

That was followed again by songs my Kunti Moktang. She was doing a great job and even Basundhara Bhusal, Shiva Hari Poudel and Kiran KC came on the stage to dance to her songs. It was 10.20pm when I checked my watch and we could not stand our tummy’s cry for food any longer. It was literally begging us at that stage.

So when the last song for Kuntai Motaga was over, we thought the program must be nearly over and decided to leave and run to the nearby KFC to get some energy so we could survive our ride back home on the train.

Of course KFC had to be busy as well and it took a while to order the dinner. I have never had KFC so tasty and good. (Mental notes to self, do more exercise to burn all that fat from chicken wings and the wrap). Once we were done with our dinner, we made our way to the station and saw many people on the platform returning from the show. The program seemed to be finished so I guess we didn’t miss much.

We were home by 11.30 and in bed after midnight which is really late for a Sunday nite :(. But we enjoyed the show as we had never before. If you ever hear that the Maha duo is coming to your town with Maha Yatra, go and buy the best tickets you can and enjoy the show. I am 100% certain, it will be worth every penny and they will keep you entertained for sure.

I hope to go to this kind of amazing shows in future in Sydney as well. Hope other organisers will take notice of this event and try to raise their benchmark of Nepalese programs in Sydney. Please no more local artists to bore us until we wait for the performance we paid our money for. And no more Nepali time please, we are in Sydney, Australia.

Few points for organisers if they are reading:

  • First of all, well done on organising one of the best organised event I ever attended in Sydney in more than a decade Definitely the artists and their performance was A class and I am sure everyone who has attended the show will agree with me. But there are some things I will like to point out that could have made our experience even better.
  • Allocated seating so we don’t feel that we need to fight for the seats. Because of the same reason, I couldn’t have seats next to our friends and family.
  • Sorry, that male MC was booed out of the staged every time he came. You know the reason why. We didn’t want him to be on stage for 10 minutes reading things out of a paper when we could have used that time to be entertained by the amazing artists. I hope that will be a lesson learned and it was well tackled as the program continued, well done.
  • People need to remember you don’t need to scream on the microphone, they are already loud enough. It is a note for your female MC. She did a great job apart from the fact that she was screaming into the microphone while announcing the artists.
  • As it was a dinner show, everyone would have benefited from a quick break. In addition, a note printed on a ticket that we were not allowed to go out from the venue and there would be no breaks would have been really appreciated. It was not fun to go for 5 hours without any food. My tummy was crying even thought I was having lots of fun. I know you guys were giving us great entertainment but still we do need FOOD.
  • Town hall is an amazing venue but I noticed this time and last time too, they don’t have good absorption for noise so look into it a bit as there were high pitched problem few times and I missed a few dialogues (I am sure important too) as well during the events.
  • Make the events Friday or Saturdays nights if possible as waking up this morning was a pain (everywhere).

P.S: This post and this is merely sharing my true experience of the event and have no intention of offending anyone.

Learn Nepal Bhasa / Newari – Chapter 19

Souvenir Shop

English

Nepal Basa

Brass Lee
Bronze Kayn
Copper Si-jaw
Coral Bhim-poo
Diamond He-raa
Gold Luu
Iron Naa
Jewel Thii
Pearl Mo-ti
Silver Wa-ha
Turquoise Yuu
Jewelry Ti-saa
Mask Khwaah-paah
Scared statue Dyaah
Do you have rings? Chhi-thaau anguu du laa?
Yes,we do. Du
Show me a nice one. Baa-laah-gu chha-paah kya-naa di-saa.
Is this OK? Thwa jiu laa?
No I don’t like it. Aa-ma haa-laah ,a-juu.
Let me see that one. Wa chha-kah bi-yaa di-saa.
This one? Thwa khak laa?
The one next to it. Aa-maa naa-paa chwangu.
Do you have a cheaper one? Thwa si-bee dangu du laa?
What is it made of? Chhu-ki-yaa-gu da-ye-kaa tah-gu?
Is the staute gilded? Dyah luu si-yaa tah-gu khah laa?
Do you accept credit cards? Credit card jiu laa?
I will come back later. Li-paa wa-ye.

Please click here for previous chapters.

Awkward

I have a colleague who was been trying to lose weight for as long as I know her. She tried hard with diet and exercise; she always lost some kgs but it would come back again.

Anyway, I hadn’t seen her for a while so when I saw her after the holidays, she actually looked great and lost lots of weight and looked tanned and amazing.

Me: “How was your holiday, you look so good and you are looking great, lost heaps of weight. “

Her: “Thank you. But don’t you know that I am recently separated from my husband and I haven’t eaten well for months. Now I am better.”

There was an awkward silence for a while

Me: “I am really sorry, didn’t know that. ”

I’m glad she was a good sport.

Her: “Don’t worry. I am over it now. My weight loss is the only good thing that came out our marriage break.”

Sometimes there are situations where you want to take back the words you said and this was one of them for me.

Please share your own awkward moments.